Travel Equipment

As a show of courtesy (in addition to the cosmic council making it mandatory) we have graciously imparted knowledge on what to pack for your galactic trek for free! Take this as an assurance we know what we're doing in this department; with this checklist we can confirm your journey will be full to the brim with a surplus of joy and a deficit of impending doom.

A Guardians Guide to a Successful Backpack:

• Ray Gun.
• Boiled Egg.
• Spoon (For egg).
• BT Sports subscription.
• Waterbottle or Camel.
• Spare egg.
• Shovel.
• A pair of Aces.
• Your own personal ajsnbfff (Don't bring your mothers, she might need it).
• TomTom Navigator.
• Rupert Murdoch.
• Sleeping bag 690.
• WMD (Wombat of Meticulous Deviance).
• Nail polish.
• Marmite (Family jar preferable).
• Plasma shield.

Should you have any compliants regarding our list, don't bother contacting us, we did this for free. Pas de bras, pas de chocolat.